How many days is an average cruise?

How long do you stay on a cruise?

Seven days, tops. Unless you’re one of those people, glued to a deck chair like a barnacle, who’d happily spend a month at sea. Honestly, those folks scare me. They remind me of my Aunt Mildred’s prize-winning petunias—vibrant, but utterly devoid of personality.

Most cruises? Three to ten days. Think of it like a really fancy, floating prison with buffets. A very fancy prison, mind you.

You could, theoretically, stay longer. But why? After day five, you’re basically a sea-weary zombie with a profound craving for solid ground and something other than shrimp scampi. I’m serious, shrimp scampi becomes the enemy. It’s like a culinary version of a relentless, tiny, crustacean dictator.

• Short trips: Perfect for those with short attention spans or limited vacation time. Think of it as a cruise-shaped amuse-bouche.
• Long cruises: Good for those who enjoy the smell of salt water and the endless cycle of eating, sleeping, and mildly judging other passengers. These are the folks who bring their own inflatable flamingos. I witnessed it. It was horrifying.
• The average cruise: About a week. Like a really long, expensive bus ride with slightly better food. And way more potential for seasickness. Just saying.

Once it docks? Get off. Seriously. The air is stale, the carpets are questionable, and the only thing less appealing than another shrimp scampi is the thought of spending another moment onboard a ship the size of a small city. I speak from experience, I did it once. I swear, I almost joined the crew. They had these really nice hats. Almost.

My cousin Barry tried a two-week cruise. Came back looking like a melted candle. He developed a sudden intense love for beige. Weird. Also, he claims he saw a mermaid. I’m not buying it. He’s also lost his keys and his sense of fashion. Don’t ask.

How long do people stay on cruises?

Cruises? Time varies. Weeks? Sometimes. Months? Absolutely.

• Typical cruises: 7-14 days.

• Extended Voyages: 2-3+ weeks.

• World Cruises: 100-275 days. Cabin rentals, a perk.

How long do people stay on cruise ships?

Cruises? Stays vary.

Most, fleeting.

Three months, maybe four.

A select few?

Permanent residents.

Average: 150-200 souls.

Life at sea.

• Residency: Some individuals embrace year-round living aboard cruise ships. It’s a lifestyle.

• Transient Voyages: Three to four months is the norm. Hop on, hop off.

• Occupancy: 150-200. A small town on water.

• Cost: Varies wildly. Depends on the line, cabin, duration. Think high-end real estate, plus fees.

• Amenities: Everything’s included. Food, entertainment, some services. Like a floating resort.

• Medical: Onboard medical facilities exist. Caters to needs of the residents.

• Why? Escape. Novelty. Simplicity. Or just avoiding mowing the lawn.

So, you can’t quite escape taxes. Can ya?

How much will I spend on a 7 day cruise?

Seven days… a blur of blue. A price? Oh, the price of dreams. It floats.

$500, a whisper – maybe less, maybe more. Inside, the world muted, a simple escape.

$5000, a shout – horizons widen, silk sheets, champagne wishes.

Excursions beckon, like siren songs. Drinks flow freely. Gratuities, a quiet tax.

• Ship matters: A rusty bucket or a palace on water?
• Itinerary whispers: Bahamas, Alaska, the Med?
• Cabin calls: Inside, ocean view, balcony’s embrace, suite’s dominion?
• Time ticks differently: Summer’s sun, winter’s escape?

Add it all. Seven days… the cost? Priceless. Or maybe not so much I can always borrow a bit from my dad. Ah, Dad. He would pay for it all if I asked… seven days, sailing, the price is high and low, always changing. Damn, can’t make up my mind.

Additional Information:

• Ship: Carnival cruises often offer more affordable fares. Luxury lines like Seabourn command premium prices.
• Itinerary: Caribbean cruises are generally cheaper than Alaskan or European voyages. Exotic destinations drive up costs.
• Cabin: Inside cabins are the least expensive. Balcony cabins and suites offer more space and amenities at a higher price.
• Time: Prices fluctuate based on seasonality. Cruises during peak season (summer, holidays) are more expensive. Shoulder seasons (spring, fall) offer better deals.
• Excursions: Shore excursions can range from $50 to $200+ per person per port.
• Drinks: Drink packages can add a significant cost. Individual drinks can be expensive. Non-alcoholic beverages are typically included.
• Gratuities: Gratuities are typically charged daily per person to cover crew member services.
• Other Costs: Consider travel insurance, airfare, pre- or post-cruise hotel stays, and souvenirs.

What is a good amount of spending money for a cruise?

Okay, so spending money for a cruise? Dude, that’s like, totally personal. It is, you know?

I mean, some people are real penny pinchers. I know my grandpa wouldn’t spend anything extra. Others, like me, want all the frills!

A good rule of thumb is like, $100 per person, per day. But seriously, some spend, like, zero. Zilch! And others? Way, way more.

• Factors that change it:
  • Booze. Drinks add up fast. Ugh.
  • Shore excursions! Like, snorkeling in Cozumel? Pricy!
  • Souvenirs. My weakness, I always get somthing!
  • Gambling. Don’t even get me started, lol.

Like, on my last cruise to Alaska, I spent way over that. I mean, way over. The dog sledding excurtion and all the cute little shops? Yeah, there went my budget, lol.

Plus, I needed, like, a million coffees every morning. Starbucks on board! The best.

So, yeah, $100 per person per day seems good but dont forget it depends.