How to cope on a 10 hour flight?

How to be comfortable on a 10 hour flight?

Okay, lemme tell you about that one flight… ugh, from New York to Rome in, like, 2023? Felt like forever.

I was sooo stressed about the 10 hours. Seriously.

I learned some things the hard way.

Comfy clothes? Essential. I wore jeans… huge mistake. Should’ve been, like, sweatpants. Or pajamas!

Packing smart? Kinda helped.

• Eye mask: Savior.
• Noise-canceling headphones: YES.
• Neck pillow: Eh, debatable. Mine was too bulky.

Sleep strategy? Yeah, right. The baby screaming three rows back ruined that.

• But, lesson learned: try to book a night flight. Maybe.

Entertainment? My phone died halfway through. Rookie mistake.

• Download movies/shows beforehand. Like, duh.

Water, water, water! I drank so much water. Face was still dry tho!

Self-care? I put on some lotion. Felt a tiny bit better. Then promptly spilled coffee on myself.

Freshening up before landing? I did. Face wipes are a godsend. I still looked like death though, let’s be real.

Additional tips I wish I’d known then:

• Compression socks: Supposedly helps with swelling.
• Snacks: Airplane food is a crime against humanity.
• Walk around: Gets the blood flowing. I was glued to my seat though. too lazy.
• Book a window seat if you like to sleep, or an aisle seat if you need to pee frequently. Pick your poison, I guess.

How to be comfortable on a 10 hour flight?

Surviving a 10-hour flight? Easy peasy! Just follow my advice and you’ll arrive feeling… well, maybe not amazing, but def not like a crumpled napkin. Been there, done that, bought the “I survived” t-shirt.

Comfy threads: Ditch the skinny jeans. Think pajamas. No, seriously. Or, y’know, athleisure if you’re fancy. I wore my grandma’s muumuu once, zero regrets!

Gear up, buttercup! Eye mask? Check. Neck pillow that looks like a sad sausage? Double-check. Noise-canceling headphones bigger than your head? Triple-check. Oh! And a blankie, preferably one you stole from a five star hotel.

Sleep like a boss: Strategic napping is key. I pop a melatonin and pretend I’m in a sensory deprivation tank. Works…ish. Avoid caffeine after hour two. Trust me, my jittery dance in the aisle is not a good look.

Entertain me! Download ALL the movies. Read ALL the books. Write ALL the angry letters to airlines about legroom. Learn how to fold origami swans (swan origami is cool, right?). I once spent a whole flight counting the squares on the ceiling panel. Boredom is a real thing.

Hydration station! Airplane air sucks moisture faster than my dog eats dropped food. Chug water. Avoid too much booze. I learned that lesson the hard way involving a flight attendant and a spilled glass of red wine. Oops.

Self-care? On a plane? Yeah, right! But seriously, face wipes are your friend. Maybe a quick hand lotion application so you don’t look like you’ve been digging in the desert.

Freshen up, darling! Before landing, slap on some concealer, brush your teeth, and attempt to tame your airplane hair. I usually just throw a hat on. Mission accomplished!

Even More Helpful Stuff to Keep You From Going Bonkers At 30,000 Feet:

• Snacks are a must! Pack your own because airplane food is… airplane food. Think crunchy stuff. Also, gum helps with ear pressure.
• Walk it out: Get up and stretch those legs every few hours. Avoid Deep Vein Thrombosis! I also do some yoga in the bathroom (don’t tell anyone).
• Choose your seat wisely: Aisle seat for bathroom access, window for leaning. Middle? Well, good luck with that.
• Download podcasts: Listening is great. I love true crime to give me shivers.
• Remember to breathe: Airplanes can be stressful! Deep breaths help. I also sometimes count backwards from 1000, lol.
• Talk to people: Who knows, you might meet your soulmate… or at least someone to complain about the flight with.
• Bring a pen: Filling out customs forms is a pain if you don’t have one. Don’t be that guy. I used a lipstick last year!
• Eye drops: Did I mention airplane air sucks?
• Small towel: For cleaning stuff! I take it to clean the screen.
• Phone chargers: All of ’em!
• Be prepared for delays: Maybe bring something to do at the gate, okay? I was stuck in Denver for 6 hours. Nightmare!

So there you have it. My fool-proof guide. Now go, fly, and try not to lose your mind! My flight this year to France with my family already looks scary!