How long does it take to travel from Da Nang to Hoi An?

How many kilometers from Da Nang airport to Hoi An?

Thirty kilometers? Pfft, more like a gazillion if you’re stuck behind a motorbike caravan headed to the beach. Twenty-seven point seven, the GPS says. Lies. All lies! It took me, personally, 42 minutes last Tuesday – felt like a lifetime stuck in that traffic. Think rush hour in New York, but with way more motorbikes. Seriously.

Key things to remember:

• Distance: Officially 27.7 km, unofficially, it’s whatever the traffic gods decide. My Uncle Joe swears it’s 50.
• Time: 42 minutes if you’re lucky, 2 hours if you’re not. Pack snacks, a good book, maybe a small inflatable pool.
• Route: ĐT607. Avoid at all costs during peak season. Seriously. I almost had a full-on existential crisis last summer.

Extra tidbits that might save your soul (and your trip):

• Motorbike taxis are plentiful, but haggling is a blood sport. Prepare yourself.
• Grab a taxi – you’ll be paying a premium, but your sanity will thank you.
• The ancient city is stunning – worth the hassle, I guess. Though last time there were way too many tourists, like sardines in a can. I swear.
• Best time to go? Early morning or late evening to avoid the midday heat and tourist throngs. Or never, if you’re a misanthrope like my neighbour, Agnes.